What Would Happen if Dr. Seuss Wrote About the Jersey Shore?

I was always a huge Dr. Seuss fan growing up. The rhyming speaks to me. Remember “Green Eggs and Ham?”

With the release of the new Dr. Seuss movie The Lorax and the recent announcement that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is engaged to her gorilla boyfriend Jionni LaValle AND expecting a little fist pumping guido baby, it got us thinking…

What would happen if Dr. Seuss knew Snooki, JWoWW, Mike “The Situation” and the rest of the gang and decided to write a little ditty about them?

Today, Dr. Seuss’ “One Fish, Two Fish” got the Jersey Shore treatment from our resident letter reader and now children’s poetry reader, Lil Ern. It’s time to meet the orange-tinted fish…

Listen HERE!


If you’re feeling saucy, give a little taste of the Seuss in you by commenting with a Seuss-ish poem about your favorite gorillas, guidos and guidettes!

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One Comment

  1. Joey says:

    I am Guido
    Guido I am

    That Guido-I-am
    That Guido-I-am!
    I do not like
    that Guido-I-am

    Do you like
    fist pumps and grenades?

    I do not like them,
    I do not like
    fist pumps and grenades.

    Would you like them
    Here or there?

    I would not like them
    here or there.
    I would not like them
    I do not like
    fist pumps and grenades.
    I do not like them,

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